December 2009
102 Things Guys Need To Know About Girls
shakerfries:
elevenfive:
spiffyrawr:
1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you! 2. Be aware of all your girlfriends’ guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her. 3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that she’s beautiful. We...
TRUTH:
shakerfries:
weallseekthetruth:
strawberryswisher:
A little insight:
Appearance: I am 5’4 or shorter. I have many scars. I tan[get sunburnt] easily. I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I have/I’ve had braces. I wear glasses. I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe,...
fmylife:
Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML
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